And I thank you, I thank you for doing your duty, You keepers of truth, you guardians of beauty, Your vision is right. My vision is wrong; I’m sorry for smudging the air with my song!

- Leonard Cohen

“What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction.”

- Chuck Palahniuk

It’s always surprising to be reminded that while you’re watching and thinking about people, all knowing and superior, they’re watching and thinking about you, right back at you.

- Terry Pratchett

the12thnotrealized sent: don't you sarcasm at me

and how do you plan to stop me, meester bond

the12thnotrealized sent: I will build an ark. It will be wonderful

i see no way this plan could go wrong

Its starting to rain hard over here

jaredsasquatch:

wisemon:

some thunder too.

#America wants attention

the12thnotrealized sent: No. We can all escape to the UK.

Let’s do this

the12thnotrealized sent: As it should. Never come here.

I have to, though, for all of you

the12thnotrealized sent: America is a unenlightened place, I tell ya.

It horrifies me

the12thnotrealized sent: I have also gotten my family to agree to having Tea. It is the best decision I have ever made. I had to much tea stocked up anyway asldkjasf

Sometimes I forget that families exist where you don’t raise your kids on tea

thedoctor12 sent: *going to just live in here because she just almost put her fist through the window*

Hey hey hey it’s okay, it’s okay

I love you, it’s going to be okay, I promise.